I’m all for filtering out narcissists, but this question doesn’t accomplish that.

“My biggest weakness is that I’m too honest. For example, you just asked me a very stupid question, and furthermore, you’re only asking it because you were once asked it and you think it’s something hiring managers are supposed to ask. The truth is, I only get this question from low-level managers who have been…

But how can you be sure that salt wouldn’t make your drinks even better?

Kevin . . . Favorite Target-of-Deadspin, Scott Raab, was just asked why Cleveland fans like Matthew Dellavedova and he answered, “because he’s a scrappy white guy.”

I like Curry and hope he gets a ring or two, but I’m rooting for Lebron to make this Finals his “signature series” and take over. I know he gets a plenty of respect, but it’s still not as much as he deserves.

I ran the Bolder Boulder, yesterday. It’s a huge 10k that attracts >50,000 runners. Running the tangents might have saved me a hundred yards, but it would be nothing compared to the time, energy and distance lost having to weave though that giant crowd.

It speaks volumes when the eye patch is only the third dumbest tattoo on one’s head/face.

“Very funny, but what the fuck was that?!? You’re just supposed to peepee in my Coke.”

Agreed. I once played chess on a giant board with 3-ft tall pieces and it felt like a totally different game. Plus, these guys were trying to see red X’s and O’s atop a red logo.

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Is the date of Game 1 of the NBA Finals set, or is it determined by when the Conference Finals end?

I always thought French Stewart was an awfully strange choice of person to parody. A C-list celebrity that was in almost no way uniquely identifiable. Weird.

This is a terrible comparison.

He’s not old. He just turned 30. At his age, MJ had only won 2 of his 6 rings and still had his best basketball ahead of him.

Thanks for the link.

The final laps were indeed fantastic, and I’m not a racing fan.

It’s incredibly rude and entitled, but on the other hand, it’s likely the most initiative she’s ever demonstrated.

Curry reminds me of Larry Bird in that a lot of people underestimate what ice-cold motherfuckers they’ve been on the court.

If you, he and his wife are all on the same page, than you’re not doing anything wrong. But, there is so much in your comment that makes me think you’re in over your head. This will end with you falling for him and getting hurt very badly.

Agreed. Kittens and GIFs for everybody!