Develop your own voice, thoughts and wit so you don’t have to rely on GIFs to communicate.

I’m looking at his filmography and I’m not seeing that.

Man, when I first caught wind of this movie, I thought it was “ambitious, heady, sci-fi,” similar to what Interstellar hoped to be. I was excited. Then I learned more about it and thought, “wait, is this actually YA fiction, more like Divergent?” Then, for a while I thought it was fantasy, like the Narnia series (only…

I’d guess he wanted to have the ball in triple-threat position, but didn’t realize how little time he would leave himself, and then got a little panicky.

I’ve been a Knicks fan since ~1982 (minus the last 10 years when I’ve been wishing death on the franchise). Here’s my only hope . . .

If only. I’m just miserable.

Nice that Lou Reed and Warren Zevon got extra long shots in the montage.

Dynamite response, JeffFromOhio! I’ve changed my mind!

In fairness to m4ximusprim3, the old “This guy looks like that guy” joke is such a thin premise and this particular execution lacking any real angle, it’s easy to miss that a “joke” was told.

He was moving to cover Schumpert in case of the kick-out, and was expecting that Bazemore was going to fill the lane. That’s why, after the play, he looked back with some mild exasperation.

Good analysis. My big question is how did Rick Nash become a punchless piece of luggage?

With musical guests, Tupac Shakur and Elvis Presley!

It’s silly to try and quantify how big an opportunity a loose puck in crease represents, but I’m sure you’d agree there’s a >0% chance of scoring if he lets the puck drop. And since heading the puck into the net reduces your chances to exactly 0%, his instinct hurt his team’s chance of scoring.

It’s totally irrelevant how many fans know or don’t know the rule.

I’m not deriding the skills or reaction times of hockey players, but praising Shaw for his quick reactions in this case makes as much sense as praising somebody for quickly foot-stomping a baby that had a mosquito on its face. Shaw’s instinct was to do something stupid.

Rough night for the Knicks. I bet James Dolan is really feeling . . . the blues!

Today, I cancelled my service with Comcast and it was the most incredible feeling. I’ve never hated a company as much as I hated those assholes.

* FG’s between 30-35 yes were converted at a rate of 95.5%, which gives you an expected value of 0.955 points/PAT for the kicking team.

As an avid outdoorsman, I own a headlamp, but alas, no speculum. In the meantime, I’d be willing to chip in for sex ed classes for these girls, or at least an anatomy textbook.

A younger Pope definitely jerks it. In fact, I bet he has a special, velvet and gold-embroidered, sacramental jizz rag to mop up his offerings.