So, does this mean we have nothing to be outraged about? Or, do we have . . . two things?!?

Assuming no harm would come to him, how much would you pay for this to happen to Berman during a very large broadcast?

I know that ESPN leaves a lot to be desired, but I really enjoy Van Pelt and Bucccigross hosting SportsCenter, together.

I’ll give you credit, because the imagined reality you’ve concocted around these guys is certainly vivid.

I don’t give a shit about Tom Brady or the NFL, but can we please stop affixing the word “gate” to anything that’s remotely controversial?

Who am I forgetting that’s pulled a similar Triple Crown?

Did not know that. Impressive.

I agree with you. That’s what I hedged and said “peak or near-peak.” And I’m not claiming he was an effective politician, but achieving the highest office of a state like California is an incredible accomplishment and responsibility.

There is plenty about which to criticize Ah-nold, but he’s truly amazing in that he’s risen to the peak or near-peak of three vastly different professions.

Still not as annoying a name as “McG.”

He is such a creepy, little sociopath.

Normally, raising one’s hand as an acknowledgment of fault is a nice move. In this case, it seemed hilariously unnecessary.

I’m not a car guy, so go easy on me . . .

These are great. Very cool.

Albert is a person with important and correct thoughts about everything and they must be shared. We’re all better for it.

Oh wow! Tom Ley got to write a sanctimonious thought-piece about a social issue. He’s finally a Deadspin big boy!

Before I processed what I was looking at, I assumed it was a hot pile of dog vomit on someone’s carpet.

Counterpoint: Centerfield is a genuinely great baseball song.

Lenny Kravitz: Very handsome man with unique fashion sense who makes some dull-ass music.

Alright there, tough guy.