Ah damn! I knew it was an Audi at least. Partial credit for me. Thank you and I’m sorry for how you’ve gained your knowledge. Haha.

I feel like I’m right and wrong with everything I guess. Haha.

On an at most $53,000 SUV with every option ticked. I still can’t wrap my brain around it. Nothing is special about them. Don’t get me wrong if I needed something that big I would put it near the top of my list but wow. I tried to get my payment on the Kia site that high and I couldn’t do it. I got to 802/month for 75…

That Telluride loan made my eyes bulge. Good lord that’s a huge payment and amount of time. I keep my cars for at minimum a decade and I’d never go past 5 years. Holy crap.

The rest of the league is Q and the Lakers are Bishop in this scenario because they are leaning hard into their crazy. Holy shit.

Almost everyone is vaccinated at my job too but I’m not taking any chances with the Delta variant and whatever other variants show up after. I do my food shopping early so I’m usually shopping with elderly people and I always think how much I’d hate it if I was a carrier and got them sick. So I continue to wear a…

I haven’t stopped wearing masks even as everyone around me unmasked. At my job people were telling me to stop worrying. One person asked me if I didn’t trust him. I was like I don’t trust anyone and trust me you’ll be back to wearing masks soon enough. I look at the infection rates and vaccination rates at least once…

Your first sentence fooled me for a second! I didn’t read anything written because the pictures said it all but I thought I’d missed an engine swap by not reading it.

Good luck with it Mercedes. I have always had a desire for a Phaeton but when I think of any kind of maintenance my body seizes up.

Yup! I unfortunately needed a car right away and fortunately I had already been looking because my previous car was getting old and the problems were piling up. But stubbornly I was hoping my car would survive one more winter (narrator: it didn’t). I go to the Hyundai dealer hoping for a blue or red Elantra. None in…

I just finished watching the race and when Hamilton stayed out and everyone else pitted I was like he totally screwed himself and turns out I was wrong. Also Alonso absolutely saved the race for Ocon.  Great defensive driving on his part.

Oh I’m definitely not saying that since I know 1000% if the Knicks built a super team I’d be happy as hell about it and dreaming of a Finals trip.

I don’t disagree but a team like the Lakers is a bigger draw than the Bucks for a lot of players. That’s why I like when a smaller market team wins it without having to form Voltron. They had to get lightning in a bottle and they were able to keep them all together and their big name chose to stay instead of going…

It is for the rest of the league! Okay not really because these superstar teams are ridiculous but a team like the Bucks winning does feel sweeter when they’re in a field of teams who are hoping that by teaming up with other superstars they’ll magically win it all. The cherry on top is I love a trainwreck when it’s…

I didn’t say it entitled me to anything actually and I definitely didn’t mean for it to be taken that way so if it was I apologize for that.

I haaaaaaaaaate strip clubs (Sorry! Paying women to disrobe has never been my ministry)

My favorite part about that proud boy chucklefuck’s letter is that he failed white supremacist tryouts (insert Jimmy Jump laugh here)

Same here. My job took away all mask restrictions at the beginning of the month and I never stopped wearing mine. Everyone looked at me like I was a weirdo and someone even jokingly asked me if I didn’t trust him. I was like naw I don’t trust no one because vaccination rates are not at a point that I feel comfortable.

Lane splitting is illegal here too and I see people doing it in traffic. I don’t mind because as you said getting rear ended on a motorcycle is inherently more dangerous. What I do mind though is the turds who know a motorcycle is lane splitting and purposely move over to block them. They are a much bigger danger than…

Yup and that’s my favorite part. So glad Mel Brooks kept it in. Absolute legendary scene that I will always laugh at.