I refuse to believe that he’s actually going to drive the FC back home. I think (hope!) that he won’t put that thing on the road and drive it back. The part of my brain that values life is screaming “trailer it home!” from the mountaintops.

 
 
Jokes aside though that sucks. Hopefully you got the hard part out of the way and everything goes swimmingly from here on out.

That’s exactly the kind of road I was on! That is a good tip and one I hope to never have to use. I only really go into Jersey now when I’m passing through to head upstate or back down on route 17.

The first time I came across a jughandle in NJ I was mad as fuck. Pre GPS days and I had passed the street I was meant to go on. No big deal there’s a shopping center up ahead I’ll just pull a U-turn and if I can’t do that I’ll just go into the parking lot and turn around. I realized when it was too late that there…

This is getting so much worse. And they don’t even look to see if it’s okay to swing out either! I even see it when people are turning right. I shouldn’t be almost hit by someone turning just because they have no idea of the dimensions of their vehicle.

I’m not usually one for schadenfreude but when it comes to fuckwits like Gaetz I’m all on board so I’m right there with you.

Hahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahaha

At the time I wouldn’t have owned a Juke but now that I see what replaced it and what other car based CUVs are out there part of me sometimes thinks I should’ve bought a Juke Nismo. I wouldn’t actually do it because Nissan but you know what I mean.

I like that shot and also... 

I looked it up and the video I was talking about was from that album too. And it also had Alicia Silverstone in it. Haha.

I completely had forgotten about Aerosmith after Steven Tyler stopped sexing up his videos with his teenage daughter. Thanks a lot Harley Davidson! I hope you’re happy with yourselves!

Damn. Something I hadn’t considered but now that you’ve said it it makes perfect sense!

Neutral:

Yes, she ACTUALLY claimed she was black because she’s. Sicilian.

Oh man this might be the most accurate sentence ever written.

I’m a brown man and January 6th happened and before that 38 years of my life has shown me that a badge doesn’t care about me and I can’t rely on them to protect me. If anything they loathe me.

Damn. That’s all I can say. I can’t imagine how difficult this was for you to write. I’m sorry you had to go through all of that. Sorry for all your loss.

Yes, about 70% of the people on my daily commute. And yes the DMV should be way more strict. Maybe not yearly driving tests but maybe yearly written tests to hopefully remind people they’re controlling a heavy piece of equipment that if used incorrectly can become a dangerous object.

It was done before that and the scene was much much funnier.