So does Lennox Lewis get to fight the winner? With a Tito Trinidad undercard maybe?

This is the part where we remind you that there’s a world of difference between being friendly or philanthropic and welcoming someone into your immediate, elitist, historically colonialist family with open arms.

Mine isn’t car related unless you count the car getting me to different locations. I’m looking forward to taking my mountain bike out again, running without so many damn layers, hiking a few mountains that I’d planned to hike last year. And most importantly seeing my vaccinated friends and family. I got my first…

This was along the lines of my thinking as well. I’m vaccinated so Covid shouldn’t kill me but if I choose to go to Krispy Kreme for doughnuts all year I might die anyways because my blood would be like 90% glazed doughnut at that point.

Wow. It’d almost be funny if it wasn’t so damn pathetic. It actually sounds like a bad SNL sketch. They’re basically Stormtroopers

She was insane and I mean that in the best way. Her sheer joy was so infectious and you couldn’t help but feel good when you saw her on screen and she was one hell of a driver. Cancer sucks. It’s going to be a rough day today. RIP Sabine.

Wasn’t there a case where a cop did accidentally shoot another cop a few years ago and the person they were trying to go for got charged for it somehow even though ballistics showed it was a cop bullet that hit the cop? Eventually I think that charge was dropped but I vaguely remember something like that happening. I…

Alright you’re not a monster. You’re just trying to make the world a better place by not letting it happen again. I appreciate your efforts.

I had just about forgotten that this grille existed. You are a monster.

Driving a 95 Camry without ABS on a mildly rainy day with tires that were nearing replacement time. I was in the left lane on a 2 lane (thankfully they turned it into a single lane now) parkway connection and some idiot in an A4 cut me off on the bend because his lane was going too slow to his liking. Ordinarily it’s f…

5th gear:

You always had a legit excuse just people are more forgiving now.

Yes I have! On Wednesday and Thursday I had to speak to someone in IT on the phone because we’ve outsourced our IT support and holy fuck it was bad. She was in England and thank fuck she mostly understood what I was talking about because I made a mess of it all. Haha

A year ago yesterday I was at a punk show at the Bowery Ballroom and had no idea that it’d be the last social thing I’d do. Shit is wild man. And like IlliniMike said it feels like way less than but also way more than a year.

Same thing on Long Island. The Southern State Parkway was basically a racetrack in the mornings last summer deep into the fall and I was getting my doors blown off going 75 in a 55 with regularity. Now traffic isn’t back to where it was pre pandemic but it has definitely increased a bit. Another thing I noticed is…

I did the exact same thing. Even if it only makes it through 2 summers it’s still a great price. Easy NP.

That’s what I figured too. And from a business standpoint I get it but not everyone wants or needs a CUV or SUV. Honestly I’d forgive everything if Honda brought back the Element.

Ugh! That’s such a bummer. Makes business sense but still a bummer.

I blame the dealers. I had 2 different dealers tell me that Honda no longer made the Fit a few years ago. They were both full of shit at the time obviously (either that or they were from the future). At one dealer I even passed by 4 brand new Fits in their parking garage. One tried to push me towards the Civic and the…

After watching I was like it wasn’t terrible but I never need to watch it again. Semmi getting choked out by Uncle Reem was pretty good. I laughed a handful of times.