I think Tom Cruise needs to be in that second list

I curse way too fucking much. I think a lot of these words have just become a normal part of my vocabulary, which I know is intellectually lame and dilutes the effectiveness of the curse words etc. etc. Suppose I should work on that. Really though, I think that "hell" and "damn" are barely even curse words anymore…

One of my favourite curses is the French-Canadian "tabarnak!" (In Quebec there are a lot of Catholicism-related swear words)

I am so disturbed by that guy talking to the dog about wanting to back over him with a car and squish his guts out and strangle him :( poor doggie, stuck with that goddamned psychopath.

I think that "fracking" is a perfectly reasonable curse word under the circumstances: [bit.ly]

"a threat to "the public's moral sensibilities."...?

That is all kinds of shitty.

I don't understand why anyone would tease anyone about being a virgin.

I hope Walgreens gets an avalanche of hate mail for this.

I often snack on what's in my cart (only items that aren't sold by weight) if I'm ravenous while shopping. It's hard to be in a giant warehouse of food when you're about to gnaw your arm off. I always pay for my stuff, and no one has ever bitched at me for it.

That's sad about the shoes...couldn't they just be cleaned? Or be halloween shoes?

Unfortunately losing my virginity was the unpleasant stereotype. Douchebag highschool boyfriend I should never have dated in the first place. Prom, hotel room, awkwardness. We were kissing in bed and suddenly "surprise it's my dick!" and I was all "wait what? when did you get naked?" Somehow he'd gotten his undies…

That. was. the. best. *dies laughing*

I don't think that punishment actually has much if any deterrent value on others, especially other mentally ill people. Deterrence requires that people act on logic, but someone in the throes of a psychotic episode sure won't be logical.

People mocked my paleness when I was younger so I grew to hate it and still feel pasty and doughy. I got so many awful sunburns trying in vain to tan as a teenager that I'm now completely paranoid that I'm going to get skin cancer. And yet I am still not very good about using sunscreen.

clearly the real problem here is shoes. why are most of the foxy ones so goddamned uncomfortable? (especially if one wears non-leather, finding comfy foxy shoes is 1000x more difficult) where are all the comfortable, cute, danceable shoes at?

I have really pale skin and my veins are visible under my eyes. When I don't wear any makeup, people often tell me that my mascara is running or that I've got makeup smeared under my eyes. Nope, that's just my veins. Ugh.

I like to freeze bottles of vitamin water to use as ice-packs. Tasty beverage when melted :)

It's comforting to know others feel the same way. I've been working for years and doing my MA part-time, and when I go to school I feel incredibly stupid. I am terrified at the thought of producing a thesis and feel completely incompetent. Reading my 4th year undergrad papers I have no idea how I wrote that stuff. …

that looks neat! is it less pointy than the IUDs? I feel like my Merina has been poking me in the uterus for the past 7 years.