Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

Nothing gets me hyped for Opening Day like endless (not undeserved) Deadspin blogs bashing the MLB

Man the economics of baseball sure are shit

Also, Magary: Barstool, for the most part, sucks, but you don’t understand what virtue signaling means.

Yeah I am sure he won’t be able to afford anything with the $3.9 million signing bonus he got.. Poor Vlad Jr.

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Given this guy was with Chiefs at the time of the Belcher murder-suicide and with the Patriots at the time Kraft was committing crimes, maybe this fella is the real culprit.

Well, if his own lawyer is “pretty much certain” that his client is innocent, I guess we’re done here.  Or at least I’m pretty sure we’re done.  

A non-refundable $45 fee on a bank statement whose existence cannot be explained by anyone; Raytheon’s Twitter account responding to a jape from Lockheed Martin’s Twitter account with a GIF of a grimacing Steve Carell from an episode of The Office; a show on The Learning Channel that is just goateed men dropping…

Dancing. It’s dancing.

I suppose Kuchar is both labor and management here, but functionally so are the high-leverage members of the NBAPA. They can give up their own money to help the worse players.

Its not marginally better though, it’s a LOT better even if they don’t include Tatum. The draft picks alone that Boston has are better. Throw in Jaylen Brown. And maybe even Tatum?

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

6'3" doesn’t seem too mere to be throwing down crazy dunks. Donovan Mitchell, Dennis Smith and Oladipo were all in last year’s dunk contest.

And hit the game-winning shot in Game 7. But hey, details, right? 

“Hill described his diet as “Just eat. Just eat eat eat.” He’ll start the day with waffles, bacon or sausage, an omelet, and a protein shake. To be clear that’s one meal, not a Monday through Friday plan. Then it’s pasta and chicken for lunch, double-portion on the pasta (the nutritionists are always pushing him to…

Probably 75% of those players have to eat nonstop to be as big as they possibly can. I guarantee you a lot of them eat tons of shit to do that. You don’t get to be 250 pounds eating chicken breasts and broccoli.

So? This is classist

Fribble for an appetizer, grilled cheese for the entree, clown sundae for desert, what’s not to love