I’ll be surprised if he makes it 6 months, honestly.

The press room is going to be three folding chairs each missing a leg, with no power to the room and no handle on the inside of the door.

It’s very rare for a pres not to get re-elected. After the unbelievable shit-show that was the 2016 election, I have no reason to think that 2020 won’t be a repeat.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

I’m glad you said this before me. I assumed it’s because I’m a Yankee, but listening to that drawly Alabama accent of his makes me stabby.

Hahaaaaa, I had the same thought! “Holyshit how much longer do I have to keep hearing this drawling assmonkey.. 9 minutes 20? Oyyy....”

Holy shit his (Sessions’s, obvs) accent is annoying. And I live in Texas. Getting through this video is a slog.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

This times a thousand. Poor, sad! literal trash man. Whatever, I guess! Too bad he won’t live long enough to see himself memorialized as the worst idiot president either.

Oh the protests are going to eclipse the inauguration. I’m boycotting watching the proceedings on t.v. or the internet, I’ll only be following the protests, and organizing locally.

Yeah. I know she’s one of Jezebel’s spirit animals, but I don’t share the sentiment. On top of performing for a dictator for money, she’s never struck me as someone who shares the same reality as the rest of us.

On the plus side, at least you don’t have a constellation of frightening personality disorders?

She didn’t fuck up the performance. There was an audio problem. This kind of shit happens all the time in live performance. She fucked up by continuing this bullshit parade of accusations and lies. If she had laughed it off, left the stage to get the problem fixed and returned, she would have been lauded. But no.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

Officially sick of this.