Yeah, considering that Julianne Hough dressed up in blackface for Halloween in 2013, I wouldn’t hesitate to assume that her discomfort owed to (at the very fucking least) racial insensitivity.

A.) Walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles = perfection

It seems like such a caricature of itself, at least in this story.

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

Okay. I need advice. I’m old, so the only things people show me on their phones are pictures of their kids or their dogs. I always ask whether there are more pictures and whether I can swipe. They always say yes, and I look at dog or baby pics until the scene changes to a mountain or something.

Dear reader, I would like to recommend to you a little site called Reddit, and specifically https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/. “TIFU” stands for “today I fucked up.” People share stories of embarrassment and hilarity. Other users respond. A good time is had by all. See you next year!

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

Absolutely. She’s a piece of shit cop, no question.

Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.

I’m healthy and I’d fall apart after 30 minutes of that shit show

Her “you are so irrelevent that I could not be more bored if I tried” face from that hearing is top among my facial expression goals.

This is so fucking unreal. Hillary has to prove beyond a doubt that she isn’t “broken,” while Obama faces two terms of people questioning his birthplace.

And fucking Trump won’t even release his tax forms, and he lies constantly.

I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer on what the theoretical endgame is of her alleged becoming-president-while-dying conspiracy.

Did no one else watch the 7 hours she was in front of the Senate committee on Benghazi? Regardless of if you think she was telling the truth/is an evil murderer/just don't like her- it is pretty clear that she is fully functioning, cognitively speaking. Compare that to say, Ronald Reagan, who was in the early stages…

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Watch Lady Dynamite.

I have to assume this comes from information she gleaned from the Wambach’s book, too. Not that Terry Gross is unimpeachable, but to me it sounded like a leading question to get Wambach to talk about some of the early-life experiences she’s already written about.

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

I have never understood the appeal of Colin Firth as an object of desire.