I realize that being Oprah’s book selection is a big deal because extra $$ and name recognition, but isn’t she pretty darn famous and successful already?

I hope there’s an inside family joke there and not flat out misgendering.

Always red onions with tuna.

bc she peaked with bad romance

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

Yeah, but this one time Hillary met with the King of Bahrainistan or whatever after he gave her foundation some money, so, y’know, it’s all equal and stuff.

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

“A monster of a human being. The worst person I’ve ever worked with in my life.” - I don’t know, that sounds kind of generous.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

LOOKIT THE FUZZY JELLY BEANS OMG.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Unfair opinion, but I still find it weird when my friends tell me how attracted they are to Ariana Grande. She looks forever 12 years old.

It's like...reverse cuckolding. He's the WORST!!!

Sorry Beyoncé fans, I absolutely hated everything about this performance and her look at the vma’s. I know we all have to pretend we liked it, but I didn’t and I most certainly was not impressed with her or anything else about the VMA’s.

Wait, what’s actually happening here? I saw a lot of pink, and I heard women screaming at the mere hint of cunnilingus. It feels like girl power except it sucked.