I’d laugh my ass off if Schumer managed to steal a Louis CK dick joke and just told it straight about her clitoris.

This, yeppppppp! Like, how many original joke ideas are left anyway. Of course comics will joke about the same stuff.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Yeah you guys remember when Hillary Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky and so the fact that that happened is relevant to her campaign for the presidency?

“I think is frankly terrible, especially if she wants to play the woman card.”

*sounds of yakking*

Of course she wasn’t offended. And I tire of people getting offended for someone else. She clearly intended to show them off. To not comment on them would have been insensitive.

They’re real! She’s had a ton of plastic surgery, which she cops to, but had never had boob work done.

Nope, they’re 100% real! She does a funny bit about how when she lies down they go straight into her armpits “where they belong.”

Lemon is a tool, and at this point, Griffin is just a gross caricature of herself. The tits are incidental, really.

Honestly, I thought he was great last night, and you have it backwards: Kathy Griffin always has been, and always will be The Fucking Worst. He schtick was played out ten years ago.

What’s lovely is that they are usually applauding non-genetic boobage. While probably also holding the belief that women who have plastic surgery are “bimbos".

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

I've read that a few of these fainting newscasters are having legitimate mini strokes, especially where the speech gets all jumbled like it did here for a moment. Hope she is OK.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Aaaahhh I live in Springfield, MA!

Man, they’ve got to go to Springfield, MA, which is a piss hole of a city.. Hopefully the gathered paps will boost the economy, which got worse after the hurricane/tornado thing that blew threw a few years ago.

I think that the scariest part of this is that he must truly, deeply believe that he’s done no wrong. Whatever story he’s told himself (and Camille) he’s told enough that he’s brainwashed himself (not her, though. She knows.) I feel like the realization would probably kill him where he stood; stop his heart. I hope it…

You ugly son of a bitch.

Ha yes Bruce was cracking me up. Also loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”