Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

well its all about modesty, they are covered with feathered fans

Didn’t she also do one where the little girls were burlesque fan dancers and wore nude bodysuits to give the illusion of toplessness?

In one of the seasons she had the girls dress like show girls, in nude leotards, with feathered fans in front of them to make it seem like they were naked.

Poverty ages you really fast. That’s not unrealistic at all. Growing up in the mountains a few hours away from Dollywood, people tended to zoom into the wrinkly apple stage and stay there.

The barn thing was hilarious. Also, if her mom was 15 when she got married and was perpetually pregnant with 8 kids- she must have been in her late 20s in this era—- so why the fuck did her parents look like they were 70!? In reality they were probably 50. Fucking annoyed me the whole time.

It takes a special kind of individual to scream and yell at 14-17 year olds that aren't your own. Assclown.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

All the best insults are. The truth hurts when it’s pointed out by other people.

He is so completely accurate. Cringe-worthy, but accurate.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

As do I. The savagery, it’s unimaginable. And yet it feels like looking away is a kind of betrayal.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

placenta was still attached to her body