Try the women's section, they should have you covered.

@screemname: Go get 'em, Tiger! After all, you've been real successful in hunting down Bin Laden, and I'm sure you can extend that success (and expenditure efficiency) to those other terrorists you, um, don't know the identities of.

@Thangka: If it requires much suspension of disbelief then it's only aesthetically sci-fi fantasy at best. Yes, most sci-fi requires a brain in neutral, but that's cos it's crud.

Still hasn't cracked one major problem - geographical restrictions. The one thing that has led me from being a habitual book buyer to a habitual ebook pirater. A shame.

@Gemini-Phoenix: The ill-informed replies below notwithstanding, you're quite right to highlight this omission. People may not like the Symbian platform but it still has *by far* the largest market share of the smartphone market - and even if it falls as far and as fast as Gartner and so on project, it'll still have a…

@contact.nico: Or just a pun - call of nature/duty?

@Hami83:

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: It's a totally false dichotomy, since no one is arguing for no security checks.

@C141Clay: First real guffaw in days. Cheers man, I'll get you a

@Fanboy: Dunno. I've only hear about the new Tron here on Giz, where it seems to be triggering the same excitement as Watchmen. Going on that, I'm working on the assumption that the real target audience is not kids (as it was for the original) but the no-longer-kids who grew up on Tron before... After all, why is any…

@Fanboy: Or a good example of what happens when you're focusing on a different target demographic?

@JLRP1285: Pretty sure im2fools called ITIL_Prince correctly.

@macrumpton: Not really. Because if it was not a closed system, Joel would be able to (try to) come up with a workaround despite the beta OS and China issues- which is the point of the article.

@mikeman06: Like others have said, there was no need for it to have been theft. I just gave away what was a good laptop 6 years ago to a couple of teenagers whom I hardly know but whom I know to be poor as shit. With 3 other computers in my home it had just been gathering dust, it wasn't powerful enough to run most of…

@Robotronic: In the US the Tab will be cheaper than listed there (bcs that's a European price).

@Shook-Yang: No; but the point is that 'pending friends' will not only be able to see your updates etc but will have them *actively showing in their FB.*

It's potentially more of an annoyance than it sounds. For example: say a colleage tries to 'friend' you. You don't want to 'friend' colleagues because you sometimes bitch about work... but you don't want to reject the friend thingy either out of a fear of causing offence. So you leave it in limbo...

@JohnnyricoMC: The point to this story is the alledged selectivity and focus of the security staff, not the sensitivity or otherwise of the metal detector. If the allegations are true, it's not about security at all - security is not selective on the basis of age and attractiveness. But whatever.

@JohnnyricoMC: Miss the point much?

Brilliant pastiche - pitch-perfect! Even the biggest and baddest fart app is a waste of space in my book, but the ad was so well done I'm tempted to get this one just to say thank you for the laffs.