Yeah, he looks hella rough, doesn’t he?

These children are being abused for someone else’s pleasure. If you can’t see that something is wrong with that, you might need to step away from the computer and call a psychiatrist.

Thank you for your service, Bobby.

I already have a soft spot in my heart for your story because my first love is named Schmedward.

That is so cute! There are definitely times where my parents used expressions that I took very literally. I remember being especially disappointed when it didn’t actually rain cats and dogs.

I keep up with the Kardashians (and all other celebs) pretty well. How did I miss Khloe was pregnant too?

This is very good parenting!

That is adorable!!

My dad’s version was that your butt would fall off! He was constantly trying to tickle us and “unscrew” our belly buttons. Lol

That’s awesome. My dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button then your butt would fall off.

You have to unlearn putting so much value on the physical. Beauty doesn’t last. If given the choice, I would much rather have someone say I am kind or generous or dependable than that I am beautiful. Beautiful things are nice to look at, but beauty itself does nothing to improve the world or enrich your life or the…

This is hilarious. I’m glad your dad has been able to keep his itchy leg.

This is SO GOOD! I would have been terrified! When did you finally figure it out?

I’m so sorry.

I wish I would have heard this years ago. When I think about all the quarters Baby Animal has pumped into those things, I feel like such a chump.

Awww! That’s sweet. I bet you felt very special!

You need to kidnap you a kid for next year’s parade. Problem solved.

!!! Damn!

I read a thread comment here today about the little lies people’s parents told them (that nickolodeon was only available in a Florida and they got PBS at their house; that drinking soda in the morning would kill you). It made me giggle and giggle.