I found out from freaking Facebook. I thought Jezebel had failed me, but I must have been doing actual work at my job when they posted it.

I have had a lady boner for him since I was a wee teen and he was a drug dealer in Go. Such a babe.

I don’t know what this means (never seen Entourage), but if it involves being paid ridiculous sums of money to do easy things for celebrities, WHERE DO I SIGN?

They did a big article on it yesterday.

I appreciate Gigi’s efforts, but that stitching is garbage. Call me girl! Every entourage needs a seamstress and I’m hella good!

I also have a proud owner/uncoordinated operator and that description made me laugh so hard I have tears. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PEE EVERYWHERE? DON’T SHOW YOUR PENIS AT THE DINNER TABLE!! I know it’s your favorite, but they’re but called “private parts” for a reason.

I’m sorry, Sugah. Facts is facts.

She looks like Snooky when she’s orange and black. Can’t get down with that!

As a Protestant Christian, the way I was raised is dabbling in any other religion is a huge NO. Christianity is monotheistic with the commandment of “having no other gods” is taken very seriously.

That’s my second fav Christina look. This is my first:

That dog like looks pretty chill and confident tho.

Right?! I’m just a bundle of feels right now.

I think that sounds like excellent progress though!! Go Big Foot! She sounds like she’s doing so much better! 💗

Damn, woman! I think I would be hiding in my house.

But it looks like so much fun!

Gave up on online dating and my ex that I’ve never gotten over pops up. After three weeks of daily messaging, the “I want to come see you” message comes. And now we are talking about working things out. We have been no contact for four years. Anyone ever gotten back with an ex after years of being apart? We have both…

All of us. *weeps for humanity*

As someone that works in healthcare and specializes in geriatrics, this is completely devastating to me. How do you work with these wonderful precious people every day and not care about them?? How can you just disregard their lives this way? I hope everyone associated with this goes down.

Brit’s man is gorgeous! Get it girl!!