Ugh. People are the worst. It’s back to school time, which means the Parenting Olympics have started. Does your kid have Crayola or did you send Rose Art markers? Did you remember to put hand painted cards in their lunch boxes? Do their clothes looks like they are heading out the door for their job at a super cool…

I’ll have to check that one out....

Holy fuck!!!!

They were scared they were going to be next!

I did this and I looked like a dog with mange. Fur....fur...bald patch....trimmed....fur. My nurse actually said “Honey. Stop torturing yourself. You would not believe the things we’ve seen.” LOL

I have that one and it works great. my grooming routine is as follows: shave everything, grow it out until I’m so itchy I’m worried my co-workers will think I have crabs, shave it off, be itchy and have in-grown hairs for a week. *grumpy cat*

Can’t get nutrition that way!

LOL I mean, he’s my kid and I love him so I don’t mind taking care of him; however, I have watched more really terrible kid’s movies than I can handle and we haven’t slept through the night. My brain is a scoop of mashed taters.

I don’t have problem with Leo having a type. If I were hot and famous and had a line of people’s waiting for me, I would only pick muscular bearded dudes covered in good tattoos. 😍

I’ve been shut in with a sick pukey kid for three days. Can I beg for forgiveness and do better next week? LOL

Much growth. Very brave. Wow.

I was just trying to pun, but I am glad to know that love is not dead.

I’m sure she’s been down under with her recent break-up. Glad she has something to smile about.

I go to a lot of concerts, but haven’t been able to see her. I want to though!

She isn’t spotless, but I think she’s pretty fantastic.

I know people don’t like her, but that also made me feel terrible. I had a traumatic incident when I was 17 that really changed the course of my young adulthood. I have thought about how my life would be different if that had not happened. Mine was not even close to the scale of a famous sex tape. I’m sure something…

This is the woman from the gym Biebs asked about. Please notice her exquisite boyfriend also.

The non-celebs are the most intriguing thing about this Dirt Bag. The gym lady and her man look like beautiful magical living dolls. I didn’t know Normals could be that gorgeous.

This feels like a big deal, but I promise you, it isn’t. You can take a gap year after graduation. Spend that year doing some part time work and then do volunteer work in an area you are interested in for your future. That will help you feel more competitive if you choose to apply to more “elite schools.” Another…