Is this The Boy? (I don’t do scary movies.) If so, my son saw this on a shelf at Wal-Mart and is obsessed with knowing about it. “Why does the boy look like that? Is that the boy or is it his toy? Is he haunted? Can we buy it??”

http://eloges.net/product-category/clothing/dress/maxi/

In Black Swan.....oh my God. When he’s dancing with Natalie Portman. I almost pulled a Peewee Herman in that movie theater. 😳

I would like to offer Vincent Cassel as Zaddy Exhibit 38. He makes my body feel weird in the good way, but I also don’t understand it.

I just told this to my seven year old and he said “Unlikely!! You shoot it with a crossbow!” And now I am worried for all the unicorns.

BRB moving to Europe.

No one cares about my lady boner, but I’m really disappointed by the lack of intact penises I’ve encountered. I have had exactly one and it was THE BEST ONE. Can I put that on my dating profile? “Uncircumsized men please move to the front of the line.”

I saw someone calling snakes “Nope Ropes” on Facebook yesterday. It spoke to my soul.

Dats my baby! ❤️

That book was traumatizing in so many ways.

So true. I remember being a kid and running wild. The summer rule my parents set was “You better not be in this house before the street lights come on.” I climbed trees, rode my bike to the gas station, played football in the field, played neighborhood wide hide and seek with 20 other kids, and if we got thirsty we…

I disagree. This is prime time to start a local Tween Hunger Games Survival Club. Local meeting place: Death Marsh. DUH

I can and it was years ago. It was fine, I guess.

Is it that popular? How many people are participating on a regular basis? Perverted....I mean....Inquiring minds want to know.

I’m just surprised someone going through a very public trial about being sexually abused is trying to force a hug on someone explicitly saying no. (I’m not comparing a hug to rape; I’m talking boundaries.)

She never gets a break from warning us about dangerous men to make it to the beauty shop.

Oh shit. That never would have crossed my mind.

I hate to be so naive, but I have to ask: why?

Thought you were talking about Alex Skargard and was like ON MY WAY.