Ass-Rod

AGREE

Ollie is like that friend you enjoy being with so much, but you are also afraid to go out in public with because you know they’ll embarrass you with their extroversion.

The theme of today seems to be “That is so fucking stupid.” Go away, Ed.

Or maybe it’s brilliant.

This is really fucking stupid.

Great Expectations with Ethan Hawke is my cry movie. It just hits something in me.

The Fox and the Hound was my favorite when I was little. It probably paved the way to all these hopelessly sad indie films I love.

Freaking love NOLA and will be there next weekend. I just let my friends that live there drag me around while I smile. I don’t really have any tips.

That’s so awesome! Congrats!

I was looking for a feel good movie last weekend and came across Edge of Seventeen on Amazon. I loved it! It was just a coming of age story about an awkward weird girl (Hailee Steinfeld). It was so good. I had never even heard of it before!

Really? Because I have been wanting to see it and I hate scary movies. I even read the wiki with the entire plot and all the spoiler articles. I’m so curious, but I’m a huge chicken!

No thanks. I’m at the perfect level of hating my aging body, thanks.

I think the timing is off. Chrissy Tiegen is well loved and just came out with her issues. I think it feels like feeding off of Chrissy’s story for publicity, which is kinda gross. But I’m the self-appointed president of the Chrissy fan club so maybe I’m just being ridiculous.

Celebs: they’re just like us!

I really love his music, but his public persona is just so terrible, I’m ashamed to admit I like his music!

I googled. Typical Ed. Crying about his ex’s new man.

I think the fact he includes this as a lyric negates anything said in the article about him being a good lyricist.

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached”