She is ridic beautiful.

I think he was just poking fun at the 140 character limit on Twitter, which makes difficult to finish a full, deep thought on a serious matter...

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

When my aunt was dying, we were laughing and telling jokes in the death room. We all made fun of my cousin for shutting the door to fart in the hallway. We could hear him through the door so it didn’t work. Humor helps at times.

Really?! I always feel like those spaces seem so cold! But I am really into chintz, you know? I like it overdone and over-the-top :)

I was going to suggest that there might be more important things going on in the world today, but then realized I would rather read about pizza theft right now. Carry on.

I honestly love Victorian archictecture more than any other, I think. It’s my dream to have a Victorian country home, preferably in shades of pink. I just want to live in a dollhouse made of cake...

I love that he thinks SHE’S the asshole in the situation. And the “fat ass” is just the cherry on top.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

My aunt stole my bread pudding with homemade whipped cream. She finally made it up to me by giving me some new bread pudding.

BREAK UP WITH HIM GIRL! (food thievery = total dealbreaker)

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

fat ass?

Food stealers get me upset. Went out to dinner with my sister and cousin and we ordered a huge thing of fried chicken to share. My sister said she only wanted veggies and since that’s all she really eats anyway, I believed her. So I’m like “cool, more chicken for me” cause I LOVE fried chicken. End of the meal, bitch…

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

They don’t, which is why I’m surprised they didn’t opt for something “Victorian.” Those folk knew from gaudy.

Bitch is never not gendered, though. When men get called bitches, there’s just an extra level of insult because they’re also being called a girl.

Why would you bother even building anything but a Victorian? These people have no taste.

It’s too easy to forget about these things when there are literally half a dozen things just as awful and enraging happening every single day.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.