It already did. So typical smh.

Milty never gave it away for free.

I would like to have this comment take me behind the middle school bleachers and get me pregnant.

Can you trust that it won’t send you dick pics?

I really REALLY hope the women he subjects his mongoose to have heard of Bye Felipe

Never send an unsolicited dick pic.

Ask and you shall receive.

DAT ASS

Yeah, she could do much better. She is smart, successful in her own right (more than him, frankly) and beautiful. I guess she must love him? But he clearly has zero respect for her/their marriage.

I admit, I am fascinated by this man’s almost pathological need to publically humiliate himself. That documentary was both the most I’ve cringed and the hardest I’ve laughed at a movie all year.

My sister and I always have code names for dudes and her ex, a true weasel of a man, is “Mongoose”. I can’t wait to show her this.

I had no idea Huma was still married to him. I just don’t understand.

Someone help me out here. What is it about the word mongoose that makes me so uncomfortable? Not quite moist, but more than foam or phlegm.

I am laughing so hard at rikki tikki have me I might need an ambulance.

My text says no but my heart says no.

I keep thinking of the mongoose that could talk and haunted a house.

I say “yes.” These stories are tailor made for me! It’s as is we never left Gawker.

No.

more like a mongEWWWWWWS, right gals

Dear Jezzie:

It’s as if you are welcoming me with open arms.

Yours,
Milty