♫ Row, row, row your boat,

Yeah, the last thing the GOP needs is to throw another name into the ton of candidates they already have. I’m a little bit confused about where their national party is right now, because it seems to be a really bad idea to have this mess of candidates bickering with each other while the Clinton behemoth starts to…

I’m genuinely worried about both possible extremes: that either this woman becomes a fucked-up poster child for identity politics, with a column in the New York Times and a bestselling memoir, or she ends her life with two handfuls of pills and a bottle of bourbon. Both would be fucking dreadful.

All evidence points to an inherent pathology of lying to draw attention to herself. Everything from issuing a fake statement from her fake (black) father announcing he was going to speak at a local NAACP event (later saying he wasn’t going to be able to make it after all), to allegedly sending herself hate mail and…

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

You know that you are in serious need of coffee when you misread that Monica Lewinsky was the voice of Chiquita Banana.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

Absolutely. I’ve seen the pics of him as a golden retriever puppy.

You want to know why Mick likes baths when cats aren’t supposed to?

meotional distress

“A great journalist is comfortable in situations where everyone else is uncomfortable. When I keep showing up to The Undefeated happy hours, when I pull you aside to give you unsolicited advice that goes directly against what the new boss says, and when I keep showing up to the meetings ‘just to, you know, stay in the…

I imagine he probably isnt even that good at that, with most of it becoming parts of his clothing.

“Hey Bill, it’s Whitlock. Good news, now we can start our own site together, finally, side by side, 50/50, McNulty and Bunk! Hello? Hello?”

Me, just now: “Wait, Richard Sandomir isn’t ESPN’s PR gu-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

The only surprising news here is that ESPN recognized it made a mistake and did something to correct it.

He is, but Emma Stone is playing him in the biopic.

Putting Whitlock in that position in the first place required an incredible lack of vision by whoever is making the decisions. If the person who hired Whitlock is still making the decisions, then I still don’t have much hope for this website.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Wait, is Jason Whitlock also not black?!?!

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?