ourladyofnegotiableaffection
Our Lady of Negotiable Affection
ourladyofnegotiableaffection

Maybe Hunt didn’t realize what he was saying; you know, he was just in a centrifugue state.

We have turned into such a police state that there are actually people employed by law enforcement to literally police college kids walking into and out of bars. Yeah, this isn’t exploitive bull crap. A division of law enforcement, not funded to capture rapists, gang members, murderers, home invaders, gang bangers,

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent

Me neither, but I haven’t watched the show for so long that I don’t know how it’s building up to this. Maybe this is indicative of a horrible darkness at my core, but I think it would be great if Marge didn’t have a reason but she just didn’t love him anymore. That’s a thing that happens, after all; each of us puts up

I’m not sure that you got the memo; The Simpsons stopped existing after season 8.

I’m just your memory, I can’t give you any new information.

Love is dead!

They split legally in the episode where Milhouse’s parents get divorced. But only to get remarried.

Cool, cool, cool. Trivia time! The Simpsons did a version of this storyline before in the episode“A Milhouse Divided,”

Doesn’t anyone think that it’s odd that after all the stuff Marge has put up with in her marriage, she chooses to leave Homer because he was diagnosed with an illness? That’s so cold hearted.

We should have seen coming, based on Homer’s advice on women...

So this will play out Life on the Fast Lane style, except the roles reversed, and desirable pharmacist instead of sexy french bowler?

Other notable examples:

Not surprising considering Homer blows his nose in the bath towels, then puts them back in the middle of the pile.

The Simpsons ended 15 years ago, so I don’t know what this crazy talk is.

I’m pretty sure if you added up all the episodes (up to this point) in which Homer and Marge have marital issues, you'd probably have a complete season anyways.

And this would be different than the other, what, 500 times their marriage has been on the rocks? I do wonder if for a celebrity being on The Simpsons means you’ve “made it” like it used to mean.