Well, it’s a horror comedy, so there’s a lot of stuff in it that, were one to encounter it in real life, would not be remotely funny or enjoyable.

Fun fact: A big part of the reason Trump won (and will again) is that media outlets (including the AV Club!) realized that making any article or headline about him gets more clicks.

No one is less interesting than the guy who goes around talking about how dumb everyone else is.

Yeah, god forbid anyone be even remotely cynical while performing a comedy routine. But I guess we should call him a trump enabler or some stupid shit now.

I submit McConaughey in Reign of Fire as proof that he can play maniacally angry if needed. 

You could even go as far as to say that Halloween is 100% a children’s activity (I include drunk college students in that category), and this guy is making it all about him. It’s like showing up drunk to a kid’s birthday party.

And yet here you are, you found the strength.  So brave.

Being Keith’s victim doesn’t make you innocent of victimizing other people.  Which Mack did.  A lot. 

No kidding. That’s not what the point of the comment was though. Madptarmigan explained his point, which is some self-righteous bullshit.

I don’t even know what your point is.

It makes more sense when you remember that paroling is a thing.

The AV Club

Hey readers, have a non-story that shows rage at something silly with a faint tinge of pop cultural subject matter and allows us to re-iterate how much we hate the rich. It will go under ‘Great Job Internet’ a category that encompasses anything we want.

She was not someone who he had any reason to think of as 15 years old, just to give the devil his due, and it did look like he was tucking in his shirt. While lying back on a bed in her bedroom to have a drink, having touched a reporter repeatedly, getting her number, having a guard, and being a visibly stupid person.…

perhaps an unpopular opinion here, but I think he was just tucking in his shirt. Also, did anyone tell him she was 15? Because she definitely does not look 15 in the movie. It’s gray enough (in my mind) that the way SBC has pushed this so hard reminds me of the Sarah Palin interview from his TV show that never…

Rudy is creepy but after watching the movie I saw zero indication in his scenes that Maria Bakalova was playing someone underaged. I mean does he get interviewed by a lot of teenaged foreign journalists?

i hate to say it, I’m a blood-red bleeding heart liberal, but the dude in the car ACTUALLY WAS CHARGED WITH GUN POSSESSION. Which kind of makes the “allegedly had a gun in the car” part seem like, you know, a valid concern which was correctly identified and intervened on? Like, I get it, it probably had to do with two…

I don’t understand this story, nor the super opinionated and seemingly super informed reactions.

...with an an armed passenger.

Cops are told someone in the car has gun. Cops pull car over and act aggressively because someone told them there’s a gun in the car. Cops find gun in car.