This goes along with “picking your battles” also. Young children are unreasonable, no matter how good the parenting. Weed helps.

Absolutely not. I would feel really sad if I learned that my parents were functioning at such a low cognitive level that they were genuinely satisfactorily interested in the same shit that interests a five year old.

Weed and booze are entirely different for me. One is awesome. The other is slightly more awesome. Spare me your concern trolling.

Goddamned dino-nuggets. And he always SAYS they’re the only thing he’ll eat, then he won’t even eat those, so I have to make him mac and cheese and then MY dinner is cold dino-nuggets.

I had a friend who’s mom stuck to those weird ideals really hard. Tragically, he died in an accident when we were in highschool. I remember his mom asking us, his friends, if keeping him on a tight leash or controlling his diet was worth it, and if he was unhappy or resented her for it. Nope he was a happy kid up to…

Some of his ideas were so intense that he had to come and whisper them in my ear, to protect his little brother from having his mind irrevocably blown.
Adorable.

“Polite, but Deadly” Next on Lifetime

Eat right, work hard, die anyway.

She gets thin skinned at weird times.

I don’t know exactly what is wrong with it either, but it appears to have pissed off Kim Kardashian.

I didn’t see anything wrong with her joke? If anything I looked at it as her saying this shouldn’t really be shocking for people, we have seen her naked plenty of times before.

I know I laughed at the Bette Midler joke, even if I shouldn’t have.

Exactly. I get mine from Penzeys.

If you can't smell your bay leaves, throw them out and buy new/better ones.

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

I think there’s a difference between “you’re naked, therefore you like sex and are a slut” and “there is no reason to show us your naked body under the flimsy pretext of not knowing what to wear as anyone who cares to see you naked has already done so”.

Its not the slutiness people are calling her out for, it’s the desperation. She’s an attention whore to the nth degree. I dislike Piers but if you read his article it discusses just that.

She’s an attention whore, not a sex whore.

I’m not even going to try to top this.

the last time i wore a hat, it was white denim and floral printed. and it matched the overalls i was wearing. it was photo day with my baby brothers. i was 11, and PISSED.