The writers said Markle should be paraded through the streets naked while people throw shit at her?

As an also tall woman: can confirm. Short people (men and women both) are often obsessive about height and will comment to excess regardless of any obvious discomfort they’re causing you. It’s like you owe it to them to apologize for existing while tall. I’m taller than my husband, and I swear it bothers everyone but…

*Puts on bifocals*...I wish short guys had the “short king” confidence baaaack in myyyyy dayyy. As a 6'1" woman who was attracted to men of all heights in my dating days, the short guys were vicious and arrogant — clear symptoms of insecurity.

Both Christian Bale and Tom Cruise would like a word. 

I trained this leopard to eat faces. Please pity me while it eats my face. 

“I was all for Face-Eating Leopards until leopards stared eating my face,” says long-standing supporter of the Face-Eating Leopard Party.

Does she think rapists spend all their non-rape time kicking puppies and twirling their mustaches while cackling?! I suppose it’s more comforting to believe that evil is always legible.

Hell that makes it worse! I would think “if this is such a nice, caring person why did he single me out to violate?!”

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

help why isn’t everyone a yes

I guess Disney never made a movie about The Prodigal Son, so the idea that parents are more willing to forgive transgressive behavior if you ghost them for awhile is not as familiar as I assumed.

I don’t know why people are assuming her mother would’ve been helpful or supportive had Kidd been honest with her about what she was feeling.

I have no insight into conditions at Columbia, but I got a very strong vibe of “engineering was a very bad idea” from her statements. Between the artistic pursuits and the desire to make connections, girl shoulda gone humanities. She probably chose that track because she’s good at math/science and everybody sells…

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.

I resemble that remark.

Preach. He owes her his life. He probably would’ve been long dead by now if it weren’t for her.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

I get the general icks from anything to do with reporting on this issue. This is a private medical situation for Ms. Spears, and it is none of our business, ESPECIALLY since she has not complained or tried to change the situation.

So basically, the answer is that nothing is going on with the conservatorship?

This relationship looks exhausting.