…Yeah, all right.

sunglasses go up

To the creators of Smallville and Gotham: THIS. THIS SHOW. WATCH. LEARN. BASK IN THE GLORY. And for the record, I LIKED Smallville. But that "no flights, no tights" rule? Again, I direct you to THIS SHOW. This episode in particular. Firestorm! Grodd! Reverse Flash! Team-ups, both hero AND villain! OH MY GRODD, this…

Not to mention that fact that we got the pleasure of seeing not one, but TWO TEAMUPS!!!

You fool! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!!

That scene where Firestorm flew away with Flash running beneath him? Pretty sure I cried.

Between this and Agent Carter, I am having a FANTASTIC night.

…Yes.

It, uh…it really wasn't.

He got better. WAY better.

…You know, I'm not even gonna edit that. That IS fantastic.

Gonna go out of character for a second in order to explain this. They did ANOTHER origin story, and it's a DOOZY. Turns out that Joker is immortal, like Ra's al Ghul and Vandal Savage. Throughout history, he's been known as the Pale Man. His immortality only activates when his body is under extreme durress, which…

Save some for me, please! I've got some lovely hats for him to wear.

Can I return mine? It gave me platform shoes.

…And you are…

Instead, Eddie got Carrey (which you shouldn't remind him of, by the way), and Burton moved on to Disney to cast the bane of my existence.

And blew him up with his mother? There's something else, too, but it's slipping my mind (assuming I have any left).

Knowing this show, the other side of the corner is probably even worse.

Seemed more like a cross between Nicholson and Romero to me, honestly. Maybe some of Richardson in there.

Didn't you kill him with a crowbar a while back?