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If it is, Napier isn't going to be happy about it. And THAT is a frightening prospect.

Interesting theory. Care to put money on it?

Ah, yes, Roger and Jonathan often got into arguments about that. Occasionally, I and Napier would join in, making our own arguments for madness and laughter respectively. Ah, good times, good times.

Well, damn. He owes me $20. Also, you appear to have recovered rather nicely from…death.

Oh, go back to your car wash, White.

Fine, fine, if you insist, Eddie. Since I got you, though, I've a question for you. Care to get in on the pool of who Joker's going to kill first after next week's episode? I've got $300 on Heller. Waylon, Roman, Harvey, and Warren are in on it as well.

Eddie, you DO realize who you're talking to, right? He WILL be off with our heads in the blink of an eye.

Ah, Psycho-Pirate! He, Jonathan, and I often had lunch at Arkham together. How is Roger doing these days?

Dear Mr. Nygma, you're stealing my schtick,
And your riddle is rather sub-par,
Fight or flight is the answer I found rather quick.
Drop MY act, or we're going to spar.

Of all the fellow villains I expected to see today, you're definitely the last I'd expect, Anti-Monitor. How is that even possible, by the way? Do they get internet in the anti-matter universe? Or…are you in our universe?

Well, as predicted, Jonathan isn't happy. He's been ranting and raving about the television counterpart of his father, and his methods of creating that fear toxin. For the last 50 minutes, he's been screaming over and over about "norepinephrine", and "amygdala" and other such nonsense. I'm afraid this might go on for

Even in Wonderland, there's a little bit of logic.

Ugh, Pyg. I'm honestly surprised that that troglodyte hasn't made it into this series yet. I honestly thought that he would have appeared last night. Call it a wasted opportunity. Still, I'd rather Valentin didn't make it into live-action before me. I'm a far classier villain.

I don't think that man was the home-butchering type. Unless he regularly encounters Babe: Pig in the City, it makes NO SENSE that he would go to a support group fo a fear of something he'll never realistically encounter in the city.

…True! Bravo on the pun!

I believe so. There was a reason he was in Arkham, after all. Still, it did get me wondering for a while whether Batman was the Red King in disguise. I later realized that that was nonsense, though.

Oh, I hate that position. Napier is constantly telling me that joke about hats and racks and going on ahead or some nonsense.

Well, apparently. Fellow inmate named Morrison once told me the exact same thing!

Well, some days I'm lucid, and some days I'm mad. Depends on the hat I'm wearing.

Would that be Zurr-En-Arrh?