I worked at a restaurant where every night we would drain the fryers into a stock pot and clean them. Once clean we’d pour the still hot oil back into the fryer. One night I traded my job of cleaning out a fridge with the person cleaning the fryers. As I was lifting the pot, someone bumped into my elbow, causing me to…

Ask “how” to make a single dish, ask “why” to make many dishes. I couldn’t count the number of times in a pro kitchen I had a head start on a new dish because I understood the principles of it, or what I could sub in/out for allergies and dietary restrictions, or what I could add to make it better.

It’s not like I have anything better to do during social distancing

Just a correction: They remade “Freaky Money” not “Peanut Butter”.

Blonde hair, small hands, oddly vibrant skin, kisses anything it can, loves itself to an unhealthy degree. Is smoochum the Donald Trump of pokemon?

The capital of Canada is Ottawa, not Ottowa

Now that the Boulet Brothers have their show going, this is clearly about the 2nd best Dragula in pop culture. I mean how does a punk/metal version of RuPaul’s Drag Race not top the list of awesome shit with the name Dragula?

I just picked up a great game this weekend that relies on bluffing and statistics. It’s called “Perudo”, and it’s a variation on Liar’s Dice. Each player secretly rolls 5 dice, and then they go around the table bidding on the amount of dice on the table showing a particular number. It’s brilliant in it’s simplicity

You can sign up to support them yourself. The lowest tier is $2 a month, and it includes full PDFs of their quarterly magazine. I’m happy with it

They should just go with the original inspiration for the character and cast a drag queen. Ginger Minj would be absolutely perfect, because she’s got the pipes for it.

It’s pretty amazing that the only international sport where we have a record of canadian players in is the Women’s World Cup of Soccer. I mean, if we had multiple examples of their hockey or curling teams dominating and not excessively celebrating in the face of their opponents, Billy’s whole argument would fall…

Canada is actually quite liberal about the cursing. We’re polite as fuck, but love some verbal punctuation.

Can I just point out how beautiful it is that one of the recommended stories is about Richard Spencer wearing glasses to avoid getting punched? Chicken glasses indeed

My landlord had just sold the house we lived in, so we needed to move ASAP. We were on different schedules, so prior to move day, only Rob* had seen the new place. He had a trade convention for his job, so he wasn’t going to be there for the move itself. I went to the new place the morning of the move, only to enter a…

Either that or “Jokes Seth can’t Tell”

Heck, Season 1 gave us the Absolut flavours challenge with the *DELICIOUS* Miss Mandarin *thupthupthupthup*

Because they want you to feel bad. They want people they deem as “other” to feel unsafe. This is a pattern you see everywhere underprivileged groups congregate online.

Just get some nasturtiums instead. Grow like crazy, self propogate and both the leaves and flowers are edible. Same round, large leaves, and a pack of seeds is less than $3

His mother would have been so disappointed in him.

I was a full on red mohawk and facepaint sens fan. After all the bullshit of this last offseason (how they handled the sexual assault and harassment charges), I realized I can’t support the organization and business with a clean conscience. If Melnyk sells and they have a full clearing of house, I’ll be happy to come…