Just like how deadspin does this same thing for college game day on Saturday mornings, this needs to be a mainstay post on compete

The main complaints over the PvE stuff are fairly unwarranted for several reasons:

One is violence in a video game.

I think there’s a bit more nuance there... it’s a bit of a false dichotomy.

To add to the breakdown of the head-to-head provided by muwarror608:

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

Um

And she was more fun to play too! At least in my opinion anyways.

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone.

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.

I found the original without having first seen anything about it, and loved it from the very first second. I hope this one is even half as good - I’m buying this immediately on release.

Man, the opening to that interview is rough stuff. It’s, uh, not a great look to interrupt or talk over your interview subject. Just let him talk about his game, dang.

I downloaded the first one as soon as it became available for Android thanks to your original article, Fahey.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

You’re welcome for spoiling that there is an elevator and that conscious guards can survive falling several stories. Or that I’ve cleared the game twice and both was merciful and homicidal. Or that there’s a New Game+ that’s already been covered on here long, long ago. Or that I killed a character that will reappear…

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

Well of course what you did in the first game didn’t change much. All you did was kill Deathshead, not topple the entire Nazi regime.

I just replayed New Order a couple months ago, and it’s probably the best single player shooter of the last several years. I’m pleasantly surprised how consistent the sequel looks: the same characters, the same look, even the same tools they recovered in the last one. It looks less like a sequel and more like a direct…

You’re right. We need to stop trying to pass Colin’s Law which would force every team to sign Colin Kaepernick. Thank you for explaining this so I can stop trying to get that law passed.