Everything about this is perfect. The glum look right at the camera at the end seals it perfectly.

I’m looking forward to getting more Cabal-related stuff in Destiny two, but I can see the difficulty in making them central to a narrative. They have the least compelling backstory of any of the races so far.

For reference:

Wow. I stared at this image for a solid 15 seconds expecting it to be a gif before I got the joke.

Cave crickets and houseflies are worse than fleas? What the fuck is this shit?

I didn’t know “stealth purists” existed. Of course, it makes sense that I wouldn’t have seen or heard of them.

The key is to constantly quicksave. I played on PC, so I was able to reload said quicksave with the press of a button. I abused the hell out of that.

Just one button for all of those functions? Sounds like it could cause problems.

I’d strongly recommend coming back if only for the DLC. They somehow manage to top the main game with the add-ons.

I’ve never played it, but I assume your preference is weird but perfectly acceptable.

The third-person running/climbing has potential, but the AC games have never had close to enough polish. It was forgivable in AC 2. Less so now.

Here’s hoping that the sequel gives us more levels like that. Such an inspired choice for a stealth mission. Also, I always feel guilty for taking the nonlethal approach for that mission. Fate worse than death and all that.

I genuinely do not understand people who played that game and didn’t love it. I’m typically not a fan of stealth games, but this game had everything. One of the coolest universes lovingly designed in great detail, fascinating lore that could be explored in multiple ways, phenomenal art design, incredible/incredibly…

Ugh, not only can I not have Dishonored 2 right now, but I also can’t have these amazing sculptures sitting on my desk, silently judging my coworkers? Worst Monday ever.

The “What is your current job” list is a bit of a joke. It’s all “what kind of doctor/manager/director/executive/A-list actor/Astronaut are you?

TechnoJesus is a friend of mine.

Simply astonishing.

True story: I was on the Destiny Reddit two weeks ago, and some guy was being the typical internet whiny, entitled douche. I made a snarky reply to his comment, he replied to that with more whiny entitled assholery, and I told him that his comment made him sound like a douchecanoe and gave him some pointers on how to…

I’m imagining the reception of this comment on the Bungie.net forums. All I see are a thousand “git gud, scrublord fagit” comments.

Well? Don’t tease us. This is the internet, and we demand your takes!