Friends, I don’t know how to make clearer in an article marked impressions that this is my early experience with the game and that it’s been a complicated experience. I’m eager to play more and see what might change, but at the moment this has not been a particularly enjoyable play experience for me even acknowledging …

“Excuse me ur corn iz gone bad.”

Why would I mention this is in an article about combat design?

Maybe you have no problem with threading your junk out through one tiny elastic flap and another narrow opening with metal teeth on either side, but I sure do.

Ugh terrible oversight of me not reading a Gizmodo article five years ago

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

“Why not use a paper towel?” Jesus, why not a cheese grater?

Go for the grandmother of them all: I love Lucy in black and white set. Either the living room-kitchen set, double-beds bedroom, or the chocolate factory.

This is a non-chocolate candy draft.

a guy with a brain injury.

So on Christmas Eve, I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking...

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

I’m a childless friend (with auntie status to several kids) who unexpectedly came into “parenthood” by way of my nephew needing a better home, so I’ve lived both sides. If you’d like suggestions on how to support your friends:

Have you met gamers?

Imagine being part of a class action suit that publically names you as someone who buys a woman’s bath water.

I would like to nominate West Virginia, please. All the dickishness of the south without even the veneer of Southern Hospitality to make it go down easier.

I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of…

We can, but it’ll be -5 to your humanity point total because of the nano-injections.

It’s nasty. It’s all white and moist on the inside. Looks like an infected toe. 

You have no good car ideas.