Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

the biggest knock i had against this game was when i tried to see the story through to the end. I just looked up how much play time i logged with RDR2 on the xbox app on my phone and upon seeing the epilogue credits roll, i had about 120 hours logged on the game and probably the first 40-50 of it was me messing around…

but I understand from a narrative level how that might not work unless they just jumped into the RDR1 Remake.

I really wish we could expect more single player story content, but I understand from a narrative level how that might not work unless they just jumped into the RDR1 Remake.

We got some hard hitting emotional stories last year (thinking primarily of the story arcs in Spiderman, God of War and RDR2) but with RDR2, I…

You seem fun.

Like an Alana Turing Test?

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Also if the final battle is next week, what do they do to fill the three episodes after that?

Why would he need to go around?

You could say the same about a plastic container holding gallons of gasoline.

I’ve grown up going to lakes/public beaches with boats and whatnot at least a few times a summer, but I’m not a boater myself. So with that disclaimer... would you be worried about the silent nature of EVs on the water? Any chance that could lead to accidents?

The reviewer of this game (me) is a father of two-year-old twins, which severely cuts into my playing time, to say nothing of the impact of having to spend time running the site. Of current staffers who write reviews, the people who know the series best are me and Heather, and she was at GDC for the early part of the…

Yeah this was my main issue with TD1 as well. I like Looter shooters(Borderlands 2 was one of my favourite games, i’m an active Destiny player), but in the looter shooters i enjoy the loot is actually unique and worth getting. In Destiny getting an exotic like Telesto or Jotun is a joy because the weapon is so unique…

Alright, I’ve got some questions. First, how old are you? Second, do you bathe every day? Assuming the answer to that question is yes, is it safe to say you take your underwear off while bathing? Because if that’s the case you’re just losing me here. Do you wear your other clothes multiple days in a row? Socks? Why…

The vein of “admitting to obviously insane behavior and defending it as normal” comment is always perfection.  The funbag results in the highest rate of these comments.  And sometimes, it turns out we learn something new.  Like that 20% of you wipe your ass standing up and should be fired into the sun.

Save it for when they’re in their late 20s and disenchanted with the way their life is heading. They’ll appreciate the book more than when they’re dumbass 18 year olds wanting to see high school in the rear view mirror. 

Please note though that not every establishment will replace them, especially after the grace period.

Ours was easy the first six months, just long enough that we have developed the indulgent look: ‘Having babies is hard? Seriously?’

We paid for that handsomely and then some.

Yeah, sex is a lot of work.

Stop jerking off at 50?  Hell, at this point, I actually prefer jerking off.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12.