For crying out loud could they PLEASE just make a Splinter Cell game instead of dragging Sam Fisher’s corpse out every time they want to market one of their Ghost Recon games?

For crying out loud could they PLEASE just make a Splinter Cell game instead of dragging Sam Fisher’s corpse out every time they want to market one of their Ghost Recon games? There is a strong hunger for it, especially since Metal Gear Solid is all but dead. 

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

I’d guess that Amazon tries to slough off Whole Foods to some other (Private Equity?) buyer within a year or two.

Oh I know the game is on Xbox - that's what I've been playing. Was curious if this new expansion was headed there as well. 

White Trash Fivel

behold the master race

Woulda been pretty cool if this had just been called the WeatherTech Salt Special and Danny could have retired debt-free and kept his family heirloom. Just my two cents. 

Press F to pay respects to cancelled 1313.

You’re implying that people know how to drive on other roads? Cite needed.

if it’s a powdery snow, it’s easier to just wipe off the windows before you get them warm and start melting that snow.

In a rational world that valued outcome as much as intent, this would be greeted as the equivalent of shouting “Heil Hitler”. I don’t care how “well intentioned” you think communism is “on paper”

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

More shoutouts to Marx and Engels are always a welcome thing in this day and age.

Train rides are partially paid by taxpayers. For good reasons.

Your last sentence read like it was explaining the previous one, and I started wondering if everyone in Oklahoma has a Ravenclaw-themed guest room.

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Let me guess, I have to download their native STEAM CLIENT to play it?

Wal-Mart was Dean’s biggest customer. Then Wal-Mart started selling their own brand of milk.

I’m very worried for your digestive system if you make motorcycle sounds when you poop.