When they’re a little older, for sure! I happily sipped many cups of coffee from the playground bench. When they’re toddlers, though, I feel like you’re mostly trying to keep them from falling to their death.

You comment on a site owned by garbage people least you could do is show some solidarity with the writers and commentators from Deadspin. Who cares if you are mildly inconvenience for like a day you dork

Well, the connection is that you Deadspin folks are taking all the goodwill and sympathy you might get from other Kinja users, and are burning it.

What does this have to do with sports?

Wait, when you say you “never make pasta,” do you mean that you have never opened a box and boiled some noodles? Or that you have never made it from scratch with flour and water and a pasta machine?

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

Dafsinitely

And cleaning up a worst-case scenario in a bookstore generally means, like, picking up some books and/or maybe a little sweeping. Nothing wet, nothing that rots, nothing sticky or smelly....

Man, getting a lot of use out of this gif recently.  

Perogies are significantly harder to find in the freezer aisle than ravioli. They could be with the pasta (similar shape) or the potatoes (what they’re made of) or the ethnic food (Slavic or something?) or the odds and ends. Sometimes they're with the Frozen bread. I have no idea why. 

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

Imagine thinking teenagers don’t know about horny memes

I have absolutely no friggin’ clue where you get the idea I’m being apologetic. Breakpoint’s been mind-numbingly generic and every single second I’m playing it is a second I wish I was doing something *anything* else. This is a cherry on top, and I hate cherries.

As for the question: I took the time to sit and write…

I’m convinced that they stopped making Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia games because they haven’t figured out how to make them open world with RPG mechanics yet. Why does every Ubisoft game have to be exactly the same?

So, you’d role play the war criminals of the Bataan Death March? Great.

I’d love for this to be a continuing feature, I just beat Fallout 4 and was trying to remember all the crazy rumors leading up to it

Fucking hell, man, the man’s brain being mush is an important fucking issue. It’s not “free ammo” for Trump. It’s incredibly germane to the question of whether he should be the nominee and/or the president. It’s a much bigger difference between him and the candidates with working brains than their healthcare proposals…

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

Driving a 2016 Saturn would be quite a thing.