I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

It doesn’t even need to be tied to age.

Don’t play too aggressively. This isn’t COD or any other game like it. The game rewards conservative play. Take your time. 

Well, at least ‘Gonemad’ is the right name.

Why are you typing?

Why not?

The best time to go grocery shopping, or shopping in general, is during whenever the most popular local sports teams are having a game. Obviously you aren’t doing all your shopping during these times, but they’re almost always nirvana. Example: I live in Nebraska and love grocery shopping during Cornhusker games, it’s…

All big employers should, logically, support Medicare for all. A payroll tax is a predictable expense. Insurance premiums can swing massively. But ... freedumb!

Yes, but my method is much easier for me.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

LOL you poor cretin.

Yeah, I’ve got to say I couldn’t disagree more.

Can you do one called ‘How to talk to your parents about climate change’?

I once played with a Rando who's door strat was "fuck doors", and any building we went into, he'd punch the shit out of them and break all the doors. We ultimately had to leave him behind because he wandered off to find different doors to annihilate. We lost, and I regret not sticking with him. 

Awake with a baby who hates sleep.

This is a good take because drivers are never distracted and couldn’t possibly hit a pedestrian paying attention and legally crossing the road.

Personally I've found the Apex community great so far. I've ran into a lot of super nice people who've carried my unskilled butt to a win. It's such a nice change of pace from the ear raping screaming 10 year olds on Fortnite. People give teens a lot of grief but all my experiences are similar to yours. 

The most reasonable explanation I’ve heard of a birth plan is that it’s writing down all the decisions in advance that you don’t want to be making under intense pain, sedation, or exhaustion. Stuff like how long you’re willing to wait on a natural birth before getting a C-section (yes, they have more experience, but a…

I’m in the epilogue and I’m really bummed that I’m John now. I fell in love with Arthur Morgan. At least as much as a person can love a fictional character. He was a cold blooded killer, robber, and low down no good son of a bitch but he also had an amazing amount of nuance. He was an incredible sketch artist and was t…

I’m just not going to think about all the times I’ve just cut out the mold from my bread, or grabbed a different piece from the same loaf.