...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

I hardly ever salt food directly. I shake the shaker into my hand, make sure there amount is good, then sprinkle it on the food. If I don’t need it all, I toss the excess over my left shoulder, blinding the devil sitting there and thus mitigating the evil of spilling salt.

Drew is wrong. It’s In-N-Out, hands down (but with Chik Fil A a close 2nd).

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”

I think it partiuclarly contrasts well with his wife who I think did become somewhat.... lost 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: One of the best quests in Origins (and in the AC series as a whole) is “The Flea of Cyrene”, which sees Bayek doing a bunch of silly tricks for a gaggle of kids. It’s a simple, easy to do quest. And yet it’s a perfect showcase of why Bayek is one of the best AC protagonists…

Personally I’m a fan of short haired, bearded Bayek, but he is pretty great with hair. The grooming options are all so well done, any of the combinations fit him so fucking perfectly. If nothing else, thank fuck Ubisoft didn’t go the joke route and give him secret unlockables like a fu Manchu or abe Lincoln beard.

Have you ever heard of survivorship bias?

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

The person eyeballing your photo is not a database that can be used to screw with your life in many and various ways, that’s why.

Only one way to beat the system now.

Of all the bad lists that have graced the pages of Deadspin, that gum ranking may be the absolute worst. Passion fruit gum at No. 2?!?

He’s clearly getting more power by pulling a Fred Flinstone there. You can clearly see his feet coming out.

Also, people need to stop pretending salt helps water boil

Takuro was referring to the pretty big gap that’s currently between this particular bumper and the vehicle it was previously attached to.

Game was good. But, it still felt like there was a plethora of options to allow for more heist scenarios, that just fell by the wayside to allow for the pushing of their online service.

I’m not saying it is terrible, and doesn’t make sense... I just always prefer single-player content.

My favorite part was when the narrator said “A diverse cast of characters” and it cut to like.. 5 white dudes with beards in a row.