I don’t mean to limit all the attention you give your kids to 20 minutes per day. But for that one thing they love to do that you just *don’t*, it could be one tool for how to find balance for both of you. But hey, if you’re already crushing it and loving those head-butts, then kudos!

No, you’re just a better parent than the rest of us. 

Cold onions generate fewer fumes when they’re sliced.

If it makes you feel better, I type the exact same way (do you also use your left index finger to strike the C key, contrary to typing canon?) and I literally design keyboards.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

It doesn’t even need to be tied to age.

Don’t play too aggressively. This isn’t COD or any other game like it. The game rewards conservative play. Take your time. 

Well, at least ‘Gonemad’ is the right name.

Why are you typing?

Why not?

The best time to go grocery shopping, or shopping in general, is during whenever the most popular local sports teams are having a game. Obviously you aren’t doing all your shopping during these times, but they’re almost always nirvana. Example: I live in Nebraska and love grocery shopping during Cornhusker games, it’s…

All big employers should, logically, support Medicare for all. A payroll tax is a predictable expense. Insurance premiums can swing massively. But ... freedumb!

Yes, but my method is much easier for me.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

LOL you poor cretin.

Yeah, I’ve got to say I couldn’t disagree more.

Can you do one called ‘How to talk to your parents about climate change’?

I once played with a Rando who's door strat was "fuck doors", and any building we went into, he'd punch the shit out of them and break all the doors. We ultimately had to leave him behind because he wandered off to find different doors to annihilate. We lost, and I regret not sticking with him. 

I’m in the epilogue and I’m really bummed that I’m John now. I fell in love with Arthur Morgan. At least as much as a person can love a fictional character. He was a cold blooded killer, robber, and low down no good son of a bitch but he also had an amazing amount of nuance. He was an incredible sketch artist and was t…

I’m just not going to think about all the times I’ve just cut out the mold from my bread, or grabbed a different piece from the same loaf.