A good follow up to this article is “When You Become a Parent to Your Parent”.

That’s a very cute and fat baby.

Have to wonder too if there is a correlation between decline in teen banging and increase in the availability of porn. Curiosity about the other sex can be easily and discretely satisfied these days with so much of it out there. It lets kids forgo the banging to find out what all the hype is about.

No. Stop. Did you actually read it? It’s not believable, is an obvious joke, and people who fall for it need to take the loss and move on.

Can we adopt “gorilla channel” as a term now? Like, “When a joke gets taken out of context by the wrong people to the point where even the original creator can’t convince them it’s a joke...it’s fallen into the gorilla channel.”

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

But between Ford-dual-clutch-gate on the Ford Focus and every non-ZF-8-speed sucking, I’m leary.

Smart. And if the parent with the morning shift wears the kids out enough, they might zone out for quiet time in the afternoon. The dream.

Your co-parent: If one parent has a flexible work schedule and can watch the kids at a moment’s notice, great. (Note and gripe: Just because a person works from home doesn’t mean his or her schedule is automatically more flexible. Be realistic about your workload.) Another option is to take turns being “on call”…

What I want is a combo of air conditioned seats with a reverse airflow option that will suck away the smell if I have to fart.

Nah. I dress properly warm. I just find that heated seats are a fast lane to swamp ass.

Space society will be utterly socialist. That’s how much resources are out there, and how much you’ll depend on robots to do everything outside your habitats. Even if there are a trillion humans, you’ll have enough space for each one to have several mansions. If your machines gain sentience, you’ll just give them…

Tours used to be cheaper because originally they were just promotion for new albums. Nowadays it’s the other way around. The tours are the moneymakers and the new music is just an incentive to keep you going.

Maybe the problem is the corporate consumer lifestyle and not the people.

Brick and Mortar lets you see how shitty it is to work in retail. Amazon just hides how shitty it is to work for them in the Warehouses.

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

I think the seeds of their failure were sown when they turned away from fully digital distribution. People got up in arms when it looked like the xbox one would work like steam, with disc games binding to your account permanently. Microsoft backed down and said they cancelled that plan.

When it comes to battery, that is more of a Philly thing.

Um...no. Because ownership of a stock is ownership of a portion of a corporation, and its value is tied to the worth of that corporation (directly, in the form of dividends, or indirectly, in the form of stock prices). Now, stocks can form bubbles as well, usually when irrational exuberance about the future prospects…

It’s almost like Andrew has written an article or two about knives and headed off all possible internet commenter outrage.