A good follow up to this article is “When You Become a Parent to Your Parent”.

That’s a very cute and fat baby.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

But between Ford-dual-clutch-gate on the Ford Focus and every non-ZF-8-speed sucking, I’m leary.

Smart. And if the parent with the morning shift wears the kids out enough, they might zone out for quiet time in the afternoon. The dream.

Your co-parent: If one parent has a flexible work schedule and can watch the kids at a moment’s notice, great. (Note and gripe: Just because a person works from home doesn’t mean his or her schedule is automatically more flexible. Be realistic about your workload.) Another option is to take turns being “on call”…

What I want is a combo of air conditioned seats with a reverse airflow option that will suck away the smell if I have to fart.

Nah. I dress properly warm. I just find that heated seats are a fast lane to swamp ass.

Space society will be utterly socialist. That’s how much resources are out there, and how much you’ll depend on robots to do everything outside your habitats. Even if there are a trillion humans, you’ll have enough space for each one to have several mansions. If your machines gain sentience, you’ll just give them…

Tours used to be cheaper because originally they were just promotion for new albums. Nowadays it’s the other way around. The tours are the moneymakers and the new music is just an incentive to keep you going.

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to…

When it comes to battery, that is more of a Philly thing.

Um...no. Because ownership of a stock is ownership of a portion of a corporation, and its value is tied to the worth of that corporation (directly, in the form of dividends, or indirectly, in the form of stock prices). Now, stocks can form bubbles as well, usually when irrational exuberance about the future prospects…

is this a record simply because no one has really tried it before? or is there some sort of specs you have to meet to time for this record?

For cross-platform games, the One X on a 4K HDR TV is miles ahead of the PS4 Pro on the same TV - both those with enhancements for it and those without.

If so, perfect. Attach one to the childs coat.

People who read Kotaku win

To toilet guy at the end. There’s a valve feeding almost every home toilet coming out of the floor or wall that you can turn to shut off the water. Learn how to work your house!

Working on it