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Seems like a good time to remind people that if you’re not paying for a service, you’re the product. And in this case, you’re a product who’s handing over EVERY SINGLE EMAIL YOU EVER GET to some random service.

This is literally what I just said are you thick

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Just like with the second trailer, syncing the first trailer to this new one brings some interesting connections.

You’ll see gameplay five hours into the game. :p

I agree, but it’s not like they’re asking you to buy the game based on this trailer alone haha.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

It’s not a millennial thing. I’ve seen many an Xer doing the same. And I’ve seen boomers taking video at concerts with *iPads* on multiple occasions.

Why on earth would Canada make that deal?  Pawn your shit on someone else.

Pie crust is a pain in the ass? It’s so goddamn easy. Buy one of these things, which also looks like a sick martial arts weapon, and you can make a crust in 10 minutes.

I think I am content with the 2007 Star Wars: Battlefront 2. It has all the same features and no lootbox system in sight. Plus it has Steam server support now!

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

...what?

Come on now, it’s too soon to be politicizing being torn to pieces by crocodiles. Show a little respect!

I can’t imagine why you felt compelled to post this pablum, and yet here we both are.

Stroller or shopping cart hangar

This one actually makes several salient points. Best of the series thus far, IMO.

I think you’re supposed to pull your pants all the way down when you shit. Are you just shimmying them down far enough to poo and peeing down the pant legs ?

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.

They’re also bleeding cash so fast and pulling such heavy losses that absurd valuation is liable to evaporate in an instant. At current share prices, it would never happen... but give it a few more quarters and...

Glad that it worked out for you. Congratulations on having the magical ability to reason with 18 month olds.