Me too.

Kirk>>>>>>>Picard

I have a feeling Ashley is furious quite often. That tends to happen to entitled people. In ten years, when she gets stuck with another double shift at Chili’s, she will be furious.

Because you have to be at least 30 to understand what it even is.

The winner: Prince.

No, probably confederate

Gather ‘round, kids.

People when asked which movie car they’d want to drive will usually go for the obvious ones, Delorrean DMC 12, Supra from the F&F, but I’ve always wanted one of these, not all polished up & blinged out.

Those contractors knew what they were signing up for!

Well Davy Crockett had three ears, his Left Ear, his Right Ear and his Wild Front Ear.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Poor fella doesn’t even remember his four arrests for varying degrees of assault against women. Or his bar tab from one of those nights during one of his forgotten seasons (always a fun exercise).

How Auburn is better than the rest of Alabama: at least this 30-something is dating women of minimally legal age.

This list is garbage, made by garbage people who work on a garbage web site for a garbage company.

You left off the best holiday song ever, Robert Earl Keen’s Merry Christmas from the Family.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.