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Much appreciated!

This isn’t the least bit odd in the donk subculture:

I figured an IROC with an Iron Duke 4 cyl and a broken exhaust that he says makes it sound like a V8.

The night of the fight you’re gonna feel a sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Pride never helps, it only hurts. You gotta fight through that shit.”

Surprised no one mentioned Tony Soprano, who may have been the first bad guy on TV (not film) the audience actively rooted for.

Well, I cannot tell a falsehood…

They could make it out of ducks.  Ducks float. 

Are reviews even necessary for this one? I mean, either they had you at “Jason Statham and a giant shark” or they didn’t. This was also pretty much my decision-making process for “Liv Tyler, Bruce Willis, Billy Bob, et al. and a giant asteroid” 20 years ago (wait..... 20?..... that can’t be right, can it?) 

You forgot the other time Kevin Costner played a villain.

I’ve always hear “Bruce” I thought that Bruce was a MF that kept ruining his day.

“give them a place to put their cigarette butts that aren’t a) flicked out of their window onto my car”

The disgusting cunts that do this are gonna do it no matter what. Litterbugs are awful. 

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

#MePew

She didn’t and hasn’t named Hardwick, correct? This is something that has bothered me about this particular incident — she published this essay (good for her, and it’s terrible she went through this kind of relationship) but didn’t name the abuser (okay, her choice) but then everyone piled on the guy they assumed she

There are more worlds than this. 

Now playing

“Who is JD Poweh? I mean, honestly, it sounds like a pohn stah’s name. JD Powehhammeh or something, JD Powehrhod” Mahk

Came for Mahk. Left satisfied.

That Dragnet movie with Hanks and Aykroyd is bland as hell, but the bit where Aykroyd stops finally referring to Connie Swail as “The Virgin Connie Swail” is fucking great.