I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

Reliant Robin

"Jackass!"

"DAMN STRAIGHT! GSP owes me a damned refund on my flight because I got lost going to the airport!"

What?

Because the US is fucking awesome.

Roll Tide.

Mrs. Ford: (Watches TV report.) (Weeps.) That's the nicest thing he's ever said about me.

Good for Papa John's to discontinue that deal. I mean, what company wants a famous associate of theirs to have the image of an inebriated slob?

This is his girlfriend's penis?

Am I the only one who really wants to see that X-Men/Mike Tyson sketch?

Yeah...totally weird...how did they let that black guy get so close to the field? I thought this was an SEC game. Aren't they only allowed to A. play, or B. sit in the upper level?

Was his girlfriend shouting at him?

BARF!

SNARF!

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

And Mrs. Paulie.