I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

Reliant Robin

"Jackass!"

"DAMN STRAIGHT! GSP owes me a damned refund on my flight because I got lost going to the airport!"

Roll Tide.

Mrs. Ford: (Watches TV report.) (Weeps.) That's the nicest thing he's ever said about me.

Good for Papa John's to discontinue that deal. I mean, what company wants a famous associate of theirs to have the image of an inebriated slob?

This is his girlfriend's penis?

Am I the only one who really wants to see that X-Men/Mike Tyson sketch?

Yeah...totally weird...how did they let that black guy get so close to the field? I thought this was an SEC game. Aren't they only allowed to A. play, or B. sit in the upper level?

Was his girlfriend shouting at him?

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

And Mrs. Paulie.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

Nope, gotta go bottles. What if she doesn't like it in the can?

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

Native American History X

Schmitt's Gay!

Those who think Vick got off easy for the dog fighting thing, just realize, he has to deal with this guy for the rest of his life