Shortly after the accident, the PA announcer somberly announced that a candlelight vigil for the victims would be held on Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAAAAAAAYYY!

Just shake it off

Jesus, Jerry. Seriously, please, retire and take care of yourself.

Wow, that judge is insanely harsh...I thought that the typical first- or second-offense penalty for religious guys who have illegal sexual contact with minors was being transferred to a different school and nobody saying anything about it ever again under threat of going straight to hell. It's tough but fair.

R. Kelly?

Oklahoma Joe's: Alleged to be the best BBQ in Kansas City - that's some high praise.

Sure, the first two categories are stupid, but I don't see what's so bad about the last one. I mean, who wouldn't want to name their kid after such accomplished athletes like Herschel Walker, Herschel Walker, or even Herschel Walker?

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

we weren't there just for the recruits, we were there for the family, too,

I disagree with Stroker Ace as it as basically a compilation of NASCAR urban legends. However the rest are movies that I've had zero inclination to actually watch, so they're all good.

They can bluster about scantily-clad women all they want, but every dude there is only there to get a piece of the fabulous moolah.

Really wish his name was "Narded." :(

Cool story, bro.