whatever happened to...you know...not raping your teammates?

I think the sign means, "Please sit down while cooking blue-tinted crystal meth".

Forget the collar, he needs this:

Jesus Christ...

It would seem that Mr. Rosecrans fails to understand that he is simply an interchangeable side-character whose job is to simply stay out of the moody star's way so that said star can have his long emotional diatribes.

The hard-hearted harbinger of haggis?

The Royals knew Konerko would score anyway...

Correction: Drunk mom inside wall at Kauffman Stadium eats baseball.

I'm pretty sure Norm Macdonald has finally found a way to get back on the Espys.

Are the Washington Generals due for a win?

I'm just going to say it...I'm in love.

So um where can I find the chick who shit herself?

They're not booing... they're saying Booo-urns! Booo-urns!

Paternity leave isn't complicated. You become a father and then you leave.

Banned from seeing action for a year and a half, huh? Looks like MLB has been taking lessons from my ex-girlfriend. THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU KAREN YOU FRIGID BITCH

Tough Mudder Competitor Suspended

Agreed. They're pissed at him for doing what they all should have done.