Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

Evil, Satanic, and Faaaaaaaabulous!

No, but I went to Mizzou. Haven't been back in many years, would love to see Columbia again. It's a lovely city.

Is it bad that I thought about the DC comic hero team, the Metal (wo) Men, instead of first thinking about the periodic table?

Nope, gotta go bottles. What if she doesn't like it in the can?

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

Maybe Orci shouldn't joke about stealing story ideas after Star Trek Into Darkness.

Native American History X

Schmitt's Gay!

How many people only clicked on this to see how long it took for a ron burgandy reference?

Brian Cox may talk about the death of black dwarfs, but it is Tony Cox who gets really passionate about it.

Damn now I have brain envy.

Sooooo....Nobody yells out "GET IN THE HOLE!!!!"???

Those who think Vick got off easy for the dog fighting thing, just realize, he has to deal with this guy for the rest of his life

Shortly after the accident, the PA announcer somberly announced that a candlelight vigil for the victims would be held on Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAAAAAAAYYY!

Just shake it off

Jesus, Jerry. Seriously, please, retire and take care of yourself.

Wow, that judge is insanely harsh...I thought that the typical first- or second-offense penalty for religious guys who have illegal sexual contact with minors was being transferred to a different school and nobody saying anything about it ever again under threat of going straight to hell. It's tough but fair.