R. Kelly?

Oklahoma Joe's: Alleged to be the best BBQ in Kansas City - that's some high praise.

In what universe is this not completely awesome?

"Me, in danger? I don't believe it!" said Walt unbeliveingly. His eyes white like a freight train about to take flight.

Sure, the first two categories are stupid, but I don't see what's so bad about the last one. I mean, who wouldn't want to name their kid after such accomplished athletes like Herschel Walker, Herschel Walker, or even Herschel Walker?

you just want to profile us so you can sell ad space better...

I thought we'd settled this. Go to your room io9.

Who do you think this guy's hunting to feed, Charlie Weis?

LOBSTROSITIES. From MAINE.

we weren't there just for the recruits, we were there for the family, too,

I'm sure I wasn't the only one to misread "tentacles".

I disagree with Stroker Ace as it as basically a compilation of NASCAR urban legends. However the rest are movies that I've had zero inclination to actually watch, so they're all good.

Q: Why does Batman wear dark clothes?

They can bluster about scantily-clad women all they want, but every dude there is only there to get a piece of the fabulous moolah.