Really wish his name was "Narded." :(

Cool story, bro.

whatever happened to...you know...not raping your teammates?

I see a naked woman in all of those.

I think the sign means, "Please sit down while cooking blue-tinted crystal meth".

Forget the collar, he needs this:

Jesus Christ...

It would seem that Mr. Rosecrans fails to understand that he is simply an interchangeable side-character whose job is to simply stay out of the moody star's way so that said star can have his long emotional diatribes.

The hard-hearted harbinger of haggis?

Oh ya, I'm looking at you sweetheart.

The first thing i thought of was that now we can make web-shooters

Thank God Avengers didn't have a cliff hanger ending where they showed some mysterious bad guy who was part of the attack then snap to black.

The Royals knew Konerko would score anyway...

Correction: Drunk mom inside wall at Kauffman Stadium eats baseball.

I'm going to guess a combination of hard work, mental toughness and game day preparation.

Why don't we just ask Alan Moore? He seems like a pretty easy guy to talk to.

The Dude abides!