The vibrators are all five times as wide and covered in tiny pouches.

I'm pretty sure Norm Macdonald has finally found a way to get back on the Espys.

Are the Washington Generals due for a win?

Chris Robinson, lead singer of the Black Crowes.

No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to change my litter box.

Harvey Dent, everyone.

*Breaking Bad spoiler alert: if you're not caught up with the series, do not Google for the explanation to my post!*

dibs on the rug!

I think Morgan is a great actor, but I'm still not on board with the rumored "let's introduce a 50 year old Batman just so we can have the streetlamp fight" idea. A mid-30s Bats, at the peak of his career, makes so much more sense if you're trying to build a franchise.

Needs more Kat Dennings.

Ugh, the fans are SO obnoxious.

I'm just going to say it...I'm in love.

So um where can I find the chick who shit herself?

They're not booing... they're saying Booo-urns! Booo-urns!

Paternity leave isn't complicated. You become a father and then you leave.

Banned from seeing action for a year and a half, huh? Looks like MLB has been taking lessons from my ex-girlfriend. THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU KAREN YOU FRIGID BITCH

Tough Mudder Competitor Suspended

Let's not forget Hal Needham.

C'mon San Fran news, we need the pilot's names.

Agreed. They're pissed at him for doing what they all should have done.