I’ll take Famous Titties for $800.

Need to make room on the list for Blaine getting killed and then the team immediately fires no less than 3,000,000 rounds of ammo, effectively killing every tree in the jungle.

As much as I would like to see Idris Elba’s take on Bond. I think most would say he’s too old to take on the role, especially if you want to get 3 pictures out of him. And an “older” Bond has yet to work well for the franchise. Not saying it couldn’t, but it would be awkward, having a “new” Bond in a story where he’s…

Ohio State was put in a position where they had to fire both Woody Hayes and Jim Tressel. They’ve been down this road before. Meyer is just another coach, and he’s replaceable. Bye, Urb.

This guy told me he saw a snail driving one with a giant S painted on it.

Are you saying Pao?

Without even looking, I know there’s at least an 80% chance that it’s on cable (likely TBS) right now, regardless of when you are reading this.

I know. I read this with the anticipation that there would be a fellowship formed to save the whales of Middle Earth. Double dumbass on me.

Except Cocktail>Mission Impossible 2. Then again, his creepy Scientology video>Mission Impossible 2

Exactly. In coming out with her story, she knew she would become a target (unfortunately) regardless if she dropped his name. So why hold back? Tell the truth and the whole truth. Burn the fucker. Why leave people to speculate and leave AMC and others wiggle-room to keep giving the guy a platform and Hardwick…

If she talked to the investigators and leveled with them about what a creep the guy is, then AMC, et al wouldn’t put him in a position where he could be abusive towards staff. Why the half-measures? Call him out by name and hold him accountable, because fuck him. If (kinda have to say ‘if’ since she didn't name him)…

Now you're playing with power.

JD Powah? The porn star?

And if it’s a 30-second cameo of Dwayne Johnson, it’ll be the biggest coup D.C. will have pulled off since Wonder Woman popped up...maybe even bigger, as their properties are in disarray, at best.

The dude is the poor man's Stephen Amell. 

One of the best parts of Casino was James Woods’s portrayal of one of the skeeviest, coked-up, low-life, abusive assholes ever. He is so method, he still hasn't dropped character.

I’ll always love the out-takes from Needham’s movies. They were the best. Hell, I’d watch 90 minutes of out-takes from Hal and Burt’s movies. 

It’s rarely, if ever played on “classic rock” radio stations. I’m of the camp that believe so those stations have a list of only about 150 songs to play, and they are generic as fuck. Looking at you, 101 the Fox in Kansas City.

Bill is playing Teddy Duchamp. Disillusioned from not being able to join the army, he and Vern go on a spree of terror in Castle Rock. Vern is subdued once his jar of pennies is found. But Teddy? That’s another story altogether...which will be narrated by Richard Dreyfus. Tune in to Hulu for Castle Rock: Stand By Me 2.

It’s not entirely similar, as it’s pretty well-known that Stan’s daughter is a walking, spending, manipulative pile of dog excrement.